Birthday wishlist

My birthday is coming up, and I'm not expecting any particularly revolutionary gifts; I'd rather spend time with friends than receive things. I just wanted to think about all of the crazy things I might wish for.

glitter hairspray
Highlighters (yellow Bic)
books of period styles (clothes, hair, etc), especially any with instructions
purses
hot high-heeled shoes (size 9.5 wide)
comic books
movies (anything from the 1930s starlets, 1940s film noir, 1950s romance genres, or any of those crazy Something Weird types like Olga's House of Shame or Reefer Madness)
jewelry (cheap, decorative, fabulous)
the perfect shade of retro siren lipstick
alcohol
new queer friends
lesbian porn
kittens
condoms, lube, sex toys
a top hat
a wallet
one of those plastic business card boxes
glittery drag queen makeup
anything that will make me more retro femme fabulous
a personal hairstylist
cute queer performance artists
fabulous queer geeks
anyone with a supercool sense of style
40s pinup images
retro movie posters
blank DVDs
Anything John Waters/Jack Smith/queer trashy
Annalee Newitz in live or written form
bondage cuffs
funky nailpolish colors

So if you want to send me any of these things, let me know. I will clearly love you forever.